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Al jabber fuck sock

The term for frederiks fat cum sock
by Dr clambert November 22, 2021
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Dirty Socks

"Dude, did you see the bud Snoop rolls up with?" "Yeah man, that shit looked fire, definitely some dirty socks"
by Goth.mommy.4.christ November 23, 2021
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Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.
Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.
by DrTortoise September 9, 2025
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Gucci Sock

Bryce: Last night... Oh my god Jack, Jeralds gucci sock got torn up by his highest paying customer...
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.
by Crunchmo May 19, 2018
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Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.
Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
by KSlamma November 19, 2020
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Pink Sock

When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.
When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.
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Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014
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