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Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale
Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins
by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023
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Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation
"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"
by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017
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DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.
Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last nightthe best damn muffin I’ve ever had!
by anonymous February 1, 2025
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Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.
by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022
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front muffin

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.
by maximarsergee February 1, 2010
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Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.
John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.
by Whatwat October 22, 2016
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