Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.
Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz
by Skellshine April 21, 2024

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

A pile of 20 dollar bills.
by Harvey Silver February 5, 2017

Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.
by CookieDoom September 5, 2009

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her
by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.
by OST110 February 28, 2019
