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WHALE VAGINA
kipple (the real definition)----
THE FUKING KIPPLE IS ON THE LOOSEEEEE

WHALE VAGINA
by peppyloooooooooooooooooooooo December 28, 2009
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B Real

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(1) fake; artificial; fictional; false; feigned; imitation
(2) Often referred to as an untrue person; a poser.
1. Hey is that B Real, no its B Fake
2. He didn't do anything of which he said he did, he's
such a B Real.
by -=-=-= January 10, 2008
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Real!

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Synonymous with a "NOT!" joke.
"Mate, that party was rockin on Saturday night! REAL!" Would be used to describe a party that bored the shit out of you.
by thatkidDE March 17, 2009
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Real

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usually used in 'real' news.
News/articles/information which agrees with, praises or in any manner helps President Trump in his delusional alternate reality.
Usually used to pass the blame from any problems or potential problems from Trump to others by saying , what they did was the problem. Not what he did.
Flynn talking to Russians wasn't the problem, the'real' problem was the leaked intelligence.
by Morbid Curiosi February 15, 2017
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Real Sexual Bases

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These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek

3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out

5. Hickey on Neck

6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Finger/Handjob

9. Blowjob/eat pussy

10. Sex

11. Sex with role play

12. Threesome

13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.

P2: Damn, how far did you go?

P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation

Scenario 2:

P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
by gutjop August 5, 2021
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