Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
by wulfy June 6, 2007
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1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar
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1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar
Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!
For lunch today, my mom packed me a monkey butter sandwich. All the kids in the cafeteria went apeshit.
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Someone born in Nashville.
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1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.
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mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.
-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
Me - "That Fucking Monkey! Lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets."
You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"
Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"
You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"
Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."
You - "I will pay half the price."
Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"
Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"
You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"
Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."
You - "I will pay half the price."
Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
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