When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017

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by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.
by Angela’s man February 23, 2018
