French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

French fries

A true testament on friendship

"Are you guys friends"
"Yeah he brought me French fries"

by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015

French vacuum

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason

I spotted the legendary French vacuum

by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024

French Nelly

When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.

Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked

by YellerHoot August 6, 2019

French Shakka

To flip someone off with your middle finger

Jim responded with an enthusiastic French Shakka

by Ricky Benny September 18, 2022

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 30, 2013

French spungle

To shove you foot so high up someones butt it starts to bleed,
A mutation of Spungle

Annie French Spungled me last night

by CoolTom October 31, 2025