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straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022
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Shower Belt

A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.
by B4lls_Mcgee November 7, 2022
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Shower

Shower is a blowfish swimming through the seas of Ohio. You might be thinking “theres no seas in ohio, this is all wrong” well, you’d be the one who’s wrong. Shower has a heart so big that she single handedly made ohio it’s own sea. And she’s a blowfish living in it. She is a true friend to all and has zero hesitation to prove it. So, next time you go to Ohio, be sure to visit her sea.
Shower is so fishy, she must be a blowfish who makes seas in Ohio.

Wow, I love this sea! I heard Shower made it with her gigantuous heart.

Person 1: ooohhh who is that hottie over there?
Person 2: lol! That must be ravie’s wife shower (the blowfish who makes seas in Ohio for people who’ve never seen the ocean because she’s just that generous)
Person 1: oh, duh!

Ravie: I love my wife shower!
by ravieo November 8, 2022
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Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.
by Photogal November 10, 2022
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czech golden shower

The sound of brass landing after mag dumping a VZ-61 Skorpion
You thought the Garand ping sounded cool, you need to check out a Czech Golden Shower
by Kp118 November 17, 2022
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Czech golden shower

When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.
"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion
by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022
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Czech golden shower

When you shoot a VZ-61 Scorpion and finish a 20-round mag before the first brass hits the ground.
Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022
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