Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

Facebook Fairy

Someone who finds your facebook account logged-in when you're not around and proceeds to change your status and/or profile information.

I think Mike may have been visited by a facebook fairy. His status says he can't come over to watch the game tonight because he's decided to adopt 20 cats and is knitting each of them a little pink sweater to "keep the kitty warm and pretty." LMAO!

by mikesindahouse October 22, 2010

facebook sensitive

when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.

you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.

by kmb513 February 22, 2011

facebook superstar

when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.

Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar

by mcstuffin March 4, 2011

Facebook Warcry

The irritated sound you make when you have been annoyed by all of the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' words that regard Facebook.

Man1: I was checking the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' and let out the loudest Facebook Warcry when I saw that the word was related to Facebook.
Man2: Yeah, I do that all the time.

by MasterofEcru February 21, 2011

Facebook Battle

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.

Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 28, 2010

Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona

Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!

by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011