When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
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The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
Get the Cuntified my dong mug.A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005
Get the Dong Sock mug.An expression used to simply indicate one's desire to manage their life in any manner which they prefer. It can be applied to various scenarios in which the individual places an emphasis on his choice to take any course of action which he pleases.
- Yo, do you still talk with that girl you used to go out with?
Hell no bro, Im doin me.
- You still caught up in that drama?
Nah man, Im doin me.
- Do you still do business with them
C'mon bro, those guys don't know anything about making money. Im doin me.
Hell no bro, Im doin me.
- You still caught up in that drama?
Nah man, Im doin me.
- Do you still do business with them
C'mon bro, those guys don't know anything about making money. Im doin me.
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Get the As I Lay Dying mug.n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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