cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 27, 2024

Cut

A circumsized dick.

“hey bro are u cut cause i’m not”

“i am sadly...”

by fuckmebro387 December 18, 2017

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

Cut the water

When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”

My rent, car note, and Wi-Fi all hit on Friday, and my engine light came on. CUT THE WATER

by Deacedeals September 25, 2025

phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 17, 2015

Cut up

To engage in sexual intercourse, joke around with your friends, do something dangerous, or all three.

1) Ooo girl we cut up last night. It was so big.🤭
2) We were cuttin up during history class and the teacher yelled “stop joking around during class time.”
3) She cut up last night and almost got caught by the cops.

by Teaspill November 9, 2020

Scalp Cut

Noun: A haircut that one receives where the hair is cut down to the scalp. However unlike being bald the recipient of the scalp cut can actually still grow hair.

“Naa he’s not actually bald he just prefers the scalp cut

by Erocc123 January 16, 2021