shitting ice cream 

An expression that means that everything is amazing or that someone is perfect and nice with unicorns and rainbows on top. Or it could refer to the intake of too much ice cream, and shitting it out the next day.

e.g. #1 joe-" YO MY LIFE IS AWESOME"

bob-" shutup.. no one wants to hear about you shitting ice cream"

e.g.#2 frank-" Dude, I ate so much icecream last night that I was shitting ice cream this morning."

fiona-" Wtf? that`s nasty"

shitting ice cream by fwionajweeba July 30, 2010

Cellmate Ice Cream 

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

Cellmate Ice Cream by treeguywussup August 12, 2011

mile high cream pie 

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.

Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!

mile high cream pie by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly May 5, 2016

cookie cookie cream 

A slang term used for crack

In the song "Eazy Duz It" by NWA there is a line in the third verse "He used to have all diamonds and rings
but the cookie cookie cream, took all those things."

cookie cookie cream by VinnyThaOne December 7, 2016

Melting Ice cream Cone 

When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.

John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.

Melting Ice cream Cone by Memx March 21, 2017

Whip your Cream

A more formal way to say Beat your Meat. Masturbation at its finest.
Leave some freshly whipped cream for some strawberries!

1. "You're so horny man. Go Whip your Cream, duh."

2. James:"Dude, I Whipped my Cream so hard, and now the cream's everywhere!"
Robby :"You're absolutely disgusting James..."

Whip your Cream by Franckyboyyy October 26, 2018

Shit sprinkle ice cream 

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

Shit sprinkle ice cream by kneegerer January 10, 2021