Whip your Cream

A more formal way to say Beat your Meat. Masturbation at its finest.
Leave some freshly whipped cream for some strawberries!

1. "You're so horny man. Go Whip your Cream, duh."

2. James:"Dude, I Whipped my Cream so hard, and now the cream's everywhere!"
Robby :"You're absolutely disgusting James..."

by Franckyboyyy October 26, 2018

Shit sprinkle ice cream

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

by kneegerer January 10, 2021

rectal igloo cream

once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!

i have been rectal igloo cream rn

by pussy ass April 11, 2023

crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010

Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.

You want a Human Expresso with cream?

by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011

biting ice cream

A fraud ass person. They ain't shit.

Julia enjoys biting ice cream so people think she is a bitch ass.

by David Chicago February 9, 2017

Ice Cream

A term used to covertly refer to weed, hash, or any other THC-containing derivative of marijuana when the necessity arises to mention it in public conversation.

"Ice cream party at my house after finals!"

"Did he get enough ice cream for the weekend?"

"Mom, is it ok if I have some ice cream at his birthday party?"

by BarlaPBK October 23, 2011