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blue hose 

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.
Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?
blue hose by JaredDE42 July 8, 2018

Blue Clit 

When a guy sexually arouses you so much and you can't flick the bean causing pent-up sexual frustration.
Damn that PMENDEEZY! Giving me Blue Clit and he doesn't even know it...
Blue Clit by Sweets8322 July 18, 2018

blue light hitch hike 

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic
Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here
blue light hitch hike by 01209 July 26, 2018

Blue throated 

When a girl is giving you head and deep throats for a long time so she can't breath and nearly passes out
Katie got blue throated last night. She nearly passed out
Blue throated by Insanekane101 August 21, 2018

Blue Groper

A Blue Groper is a sex move involving two men fingering each others ass holes whilst on a fishing boat. It is also the worst species of fish known to man. If you catch a Blue Groper it means that you have a small penis.
Person 1: "Stop showing me that photo of a Blue Groper you gay homo."
Blue Groper by AntonSucksAss November 1, 2018

Blue Babe 

Term meaning eating one's specimen as a celebration.

Came from Blue Babe, an extinct bison which the scientists ate a portion of it before displaying the carcass on museum.
The scientists Blue Babe'd a tuna in their celebration of the revival of the poor fish's race.
Blue Babe by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018