tan banana 

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

tan banana by Anonymous November 3, 2003

ana pookie banana 

having a person like ana pookie banana is a necessity on this long shitty road we all call life...

she may be vertically challenged... but her AMAZING personality makes up for it.

lemme put it you plainly...SHE IS FRIGGIN AWESOME MAN...

niggas try to fck wit her but she jus on a whole different level.

and did i mention she is absolutely gorgeous? YUH THATS RIGHT.

so to sum it up:

amazing, incredible, awesome , beautiful , stunning...just plain friggin kickass

Guy #1: ayo...im feelin mad depressed bruh
Guy #2: i know what you need, you need an ana pookie banana...
Guy #3: Those are hard to find...

ana pookie banana by fckwitarealnigga750 February 12, 2010

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009

Eats His Banana Sideways 

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

Eats His Banana Sideways by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

Mr. Banana grabber 

I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.

Mr. Banana Grabber: Hey, Look, a seagull, gulp

Mr. Banana grabber by George Oscar Bluth December 30, 2008

dirty banana split 

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...

I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.

dirty banana split by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel. by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012