Baby's moma

The person who gave birth to your child. Who you are typically no longer dating / banging.

This one goes out to all of my baby's moma's

by Dank September 9, 2003

baby cousin

Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.

How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.

by Bruce Bentley March 12, 2007

gray baby

Babies that are the result of union between a black and a white person because black + white = gray.

My parents expressly explained to me why it would be socially-economically complicated to bring home a gray baby and in the process forbid me from hiring any more homeless schizos to work for their private company.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010

baby raper

he whom find enjoyment in having sex with babies.

that baby raper sure loves kids

by crazy honkie August 30, 2006

diaper baby

Teenagers who usually wear cut-off camo toughman gloves. They make fun of scene kids even though they are scene-core as HELL.

They enjoy wearing straight-legged Levi jeans w/ skate shoes and shirts of bands that they don't even listen to or can't name any one of their songs. Also wears a camo mosh hat everyday.

Also known for complaining about every little thing and being very sensitive.

He's such a diaper baby that he sucks at life.

by Scrotus June 15, 2006

im baby

it means you’re fucking dumb

im baby.

by uhhhhweenieboy January 26, 2020

Baby Oil

Precum.

Sure, it's good for a wank, or smearing all over your girl/guy toy. Slippery and nutritious, it's usually the start of some kind of good thing. Appropriate for anal or vaginal sex, kind of a waste on oral, aural, and nasal, but it takes all kinds.

Just squeeze it out of the bottle--sometimes you have to squeeze from the bottom--a couple drops, and your good to go.

Squeeze some baby oil out, toots, and let's get down to it.

by MandarinClive March 5, 2009