One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.
by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019
Get the MICHAEL GARCIAmug. by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021
Get the dirty michael jacksonmug. Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.
Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!
Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴
Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑
Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴
Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑
Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
by bim2the4 December 15, 2019
Get the Avery Michael Smithmug. My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014
Get the Jacob Michael Thomasmug. A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022
Get the Jacob Michael Lainomug. A Reverse Michael Jackson is the act of a white man moon walking and doing a 540 spin and pelvis thrusting their erect penis in to a bent over female's anus and yelling "HEEHEE" and afterwards swiftly pulling out thus having a poo covered dick and doing the thriller dance while walking away.
Josh: Hey dude, guess what?
Alec: yeah?
Josh: last night my girl and I were jamming Michael Jacksons number one so when we were about to do doggy I surprised her with a Reverse Michael Jackson!
Alec: yes! that's my favorite!
Alec: yeah?
Josh: last night my girl and I were jamming Michael Jacksons number one so when we were about to do doggy I surprised her with a Reverse Michael Jackson!
Alec: yes! that's my favorite!
by Shmingy January 29, 2014
Get the Reverse Michael Jacksonmug. by John dwyere February 17, 2019
Get the Michael Darragh MacAuleymug.