Michael J Fox

The anti-Elvis, he is the only one with no Elvis in him at all.

"Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
Lemme tell ya.

Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him." -Mojo Nixon

by Unit4 September 12, 2008

Chad Michael Murray

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
a celebrity that starred in "A Cinderella Story"

Girl#1:"Omg did you watch "a Cinderella Story?"
Girl#2: Hell no! Hillary Duff is in it!She can fucking die.
Girl#2: Yeah I hare her to, but Chad is in the movie too
Girl#2:OMG REALLY??!?!?! ok then im gunna watch it!
Girl#2:.. yeah I watched it yesterday.. looking at Chad gave me an orgasm

by i heart chad March 13, 2005

MICHAEL GARCIA

One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.

I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA

by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019

Michael Pilgrim

Lauren Ann Oates is in love with thos boy. We've been through a lot for over 3 years. He's the cutest, sweetest, most loving, handsome, funniest man I have ever been with. He has Laurens heart.

Michael Pilgrim and Lauren are the cutest couple.

by Lao2010 June 17, 2010

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 24, 2021

Jacob Michael Laino

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”

You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

by Professional RawDogger July 14, 2022

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 09, 2014