potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato

Someone who has a double chin and a round face

Wow you sure do look like a potato.

by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one.

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022

Potatoe

Your ugly friend. The one who is know as the Potatoe of the group.

"That's the Potatoe of the group!"

" those boys/girls are potatoes"

by Pussymossy June 3, 2018

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014