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long day ago

Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.
Oh man do you remember when we ordered pizza? It couldn't be more than a long day ago....
by ianvogue March 21, 2019
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Long live gekyume

Long live the only begotten son of the Lord Jah.
Long live gekyume! Free Donny t! LLJ! Jahmen!
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Pulling a halah long

(Adjective)Committing an act of necrophilia-
Fucking a corpse or finding attraction towards dead people or bodies.
"The queens dead? Oh, wowie, sorry but I might just have to pull a halah long I guess.
They're dead, they don't care."

"Oh shit, dude, Harleys pulling a halah long!"
by Bryantterms February 6, 2024
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Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.
He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.
by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.
Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face
by A coool persone March 19, 2020
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Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
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