blubbering vagina 

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

blubbering vagina by Jennifer May 30, 2004

Designer Vagina 

sum proper safe fanny like
nice tight lips and everyting

Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv

Designer Vagina by Moz99 December 16, 2008

Dyna Vagina 

The perfect (in my eyes) pussy, looking almost airbrushed, with no protrusion of fleshy labia . Hair optional, but none around the lips themselves.

"Dude, the only time I go downtown is when i'm munchin' on a Dyna Vagina"

"Shit man I think im going to be sick, her pussy was all over the place and I thought her clit was a penis! it certainly was no Dyna Vagina

Dyna Vagina by PsyberdyneSystem August 20, 2008

raging vagina 

Anyone acting like a pussy, or a crazy, moody girl on her period.

My girlfriend smacked me because I didn't cry in The Notebook, she's acting like a raging vagina.

raging vagina by akim128 September 4, 2009

Sleepy Vagina 

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

Sleepy Vagina by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

sports vagina 

a feminane version of a sports motorcycle, usually riden by ex harley davidson owners who fail to live up to the stature of being a manly biker on a manly motorcycle.

Cant believe that donkey traded in his harley for a sports vagina, manistly!!!

sports vagina by young team January 28, 2014

convex vagina 

Literally just a penis

Bill is such a convex vagina

convex vagina by baronbabyrapeme April 3, 2018