turtles

what the kid in the zombie makeup likes

i like turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is a popular Addison Rae fanpage on tiktok. She is the most followed fanpage as of May 2022 ( sadly ‼️) with a shocking 1 million followers and lots of fanpages get inspiration from her. However, she steals colorings and buys followers. Here’s a fun activity!! Go on tiktok and see is miss turtle bought you 🥰🥰 <3

Julia : Hey, do you know who’s the most popular fp on tiktok ??
Cassie : Yeah, it’s turtleaddison I thinkk

Lila : She bought them, addsdinky is better.

by kikicharlis 😜 May 9, 2022

Turtleangus

That's some crazy shit

That's turtleangus man

by Izzblizz May 17, 2022

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack

Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Turtlenecking

When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.

Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.

Man: *is turtlenecking*

Kid: i am scared!

by messedup77892 June 8, 2022

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022