Lexi Special

When a girl kisses you while giving you a painfully slow handjob. Mainly used by girls named Alexis, or Lexi, for short.

While on the bus to a basketball game, I saw Alexis give Mike a Lexi Special, so I made fun of her for it.

by SammyGDoubleE May 28, 2012

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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.

Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.

by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

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