dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.
by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.
my dad is the best dad ever
by greencvrfan June 6, 2022

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.
by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022
