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dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.
boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome
by skibby1337 January 30, 2024
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nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024
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Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.
by greencvrfan June 6, 2022
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Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.
knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit
by nobody's brother November 7, 2021
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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.
by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022
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