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Irish Tickle

The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.
"Yo dude, shave your pubes."

"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."
by chugers April 14, 2009
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Rape Ticket

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
by namfonos November 14, 2012
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watz tha ticket on it

Aye kinfolk whats tha ticket on it?
by Antoinette May 13, 2005
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Golden Ticket

When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.

(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011
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Penis Tickler

A straw taped to a kangaroo that never existed in the first frame of the movie but is edited in every other frame from then on.
"Inception was a Penis Tickler"
"Juggling is impossible if you're dead. Penis Tickler"
by AssGypsy October 15, 2011
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Whipple Tickle

The Act Of Rubbing Your Bellend On A Woman's Cleavage Until She Has A Cold Shiver Then Cum On Her Chest
Brunor Whipple Tickled His Girl Friend As She Tried To Hold In Here Shiver
by AHappyMogwai March 12, 2015
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Irish Tickler

An inverted bottle which is grasped by the neck and smashed on something/someone; the hand-held device resulting from such an action.

The right tool for a variety of jobs.
The responsible type, Nancy liked to keep an Irish Tickler in her purse--just in case!
by poguemahone July 29, 2011
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