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Socks on a rooster 

Describing a difficult task.

How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
Socks on a rooster by Htes October 1, 2017
Related Words
When you use a sock to masturbate in to!
“Ahhh mate talk about embarrassing! My mum picked up my sockdoms from the bedroom floor! Thankfully she just thought they were crusty from being over worn!”
sockdom by Joebyonekanobi November 15, 2017

knob socket 

Mike: "I'm so horny. I need to get my end away"

Jack: "Talk to Candy, she's a bit of a knob socket"
knob socket by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

Power Socking 

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
Power Socking by Coltronix October 27, 2011

tube socked 

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud
Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh
tube socked by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

Wind socking 

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
Wind socking by Chop81 January 10, 2021