Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs

"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded

by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022

straight white man

Luke mf Roberts.

I hate that straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014

Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.

- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.

by NotoriousN September 26, 2019

Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!

“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”

by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021

Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021