Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.
Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.
by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022
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Sock sandwich

When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave
by Sock_SNADWHICH March 04, 2021
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Galaxy goo socks

Sexy galaxy goo socks is when a, mixture of semen and a female squirt gets put in a sock. Then proceed to wear them.
I like to wear my galaxy goo socks all the time.
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Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.
Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.
by Doostick December 11, 2022
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sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)
Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
by Kotschwan-Z September 01, 2021
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The Sock

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
by Perturbator 9700 December 14, 2021
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the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.
Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks
by MrZuckMan August 30, 2021
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