Rape Gator

A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

My bulging rape gator woke me up at 6am with a ravenous hunger for poon.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Lazy Rape

To rape the first person you see to avoid the hassle of raping an attractive person

Karl: what did you do last night Andy?
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her.
KArl:What was she like?
Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes

by Dr.Zoidberg December 14, 2008

mind-rape

1) noun- the definition for when a person says or does something exactly what you were thinking of saying or doing.

2) verb- the act of mind-raping.

ex.

girl: *thinking* "i want a soda."

boy: "hey, wanna go grab a soda?"

girl: you just mind-raped me!!

by pesky_yeti_with_meatballs April 22, 2010

Bum Rape Victim

Noun Singular
Noun Plural - Bum Rape Victims

Definition: Someone who at any point in their life has been subject to any form of nonconsensual rectal intrusion. Victim of Bum Rape.

Contextual Example: "Steve you Bum Rape Victim, you've eaten all my fucking cereal"

by G4ndhi March 10, 2016

Poop rape

When you’re cranking out a honkin log in a public restroom and a stranger barges through the door like an absolute lunatic and goes to town on your virgin butthole.

I was at Gridiron last night taking a massive shit and got poop raped.

by PRGod December 8, 2018

mate-rape

The act of getting a friend of the opposite sex so plastered that they offer themselves to you in a most sexual way.

Sally - "Ooooh, I knew I shouldn't have had that 12th Bacardi Breezer - Steve totally mate-raped me afterwards"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007

Jay-Rape

The act of waking up in the morning thinking "WTF happened last night". Closely followed by vauge memories of copious amounts of alcohol and saliva and the faint wiff of cheap cologne. If you were the drunkest girl at the party, Jay probably pulled you!

"Oh my god, last night I was nearly Jay-Raped by Ronald McDonald."

"OK, hands up anyone who hasn't been Jay-Raped!?!"

by ICSM January 16, 2008