I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.

--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.

by Ace of Spades <3=I February 08, 2011

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

by jbarryd June 22, 2012

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

by 10010100011 January 10, 2011

excue e moi s vo plai

This isn't in an ancient language... It is a derivitave of French, and would be understood as 'excuse me, if you please' in most Cajun or Creole dialects. It is the same type of 'language' used in the French West Indies where it combined with African languages and isn't any more than 400 years old. If you think that qualifies as ancient, you need to go back to high school.

(In Acadian Baritaria, etc.)
Person one: "Excue e moi s vo plai, vu vaiy un chose pour me faiy boi(re)?"
Person two: "Excuse-moi, s'il vous plait, je ne parle pas Creole."

(In Africa)
Person one: "Excue e moi s vo plai..."
Person two: "Sorry, I don't speak French and I have no idea why you think you are speaking African you ignorance-monger."

by laisse September 18, 2006

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

by El_Scorcho September 09, 2003

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

A sarcastic phrase meant to reveal a deceptive statement that downplays the significance of fundamental events.

"Other than killing him, I never heart him!" ... - Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
"Other than all the names I called her, I never bulled her!" ... - Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

by racken February 23, 2016

you keep on playing, what up?

An African American male trying to impress a e-girl and act tough. Usually has a big nose with twig arms.

Person 1:"You keep on playing, what up?"
Person 2:"Pixel, you need to shut the f*** up"

by steelsss March 05, 2021