Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"
by Buck Wild Nuts April 20, 2016
Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr
by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021
Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.
by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 06, 2006
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 04, 2015
by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022
A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed
Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle
Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth
Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth
by FullPissJug July 31, 2018