Hubble Monster

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.

Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”

by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021

pinkle monster

a child predator that likes boys

“That man looks like a pinkle monster.”

by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021

happiness monster

A happiness monster is a person who is overly happy about life

person 1: why is your grandma so annoying? is she a happiness monster or something
person 2: yeah its annoying

by datbroneo March 5, 2021

moonk monster

A woman of unsightly figure who sells vagina who makes just enough to keep up her everyday life and necessities.

“I slid this Moonk Monster a $5 piece cause she ate this dick after my workout lol just nasty right”?

by That.pmf March 19, 2021

Monster alert

One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.

Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021

National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day

I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day

by The Local Kyle March 21, 2021

Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021