Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.

Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.

by JBopizzle April 20, 2011

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021