Lightswitch

name for a person because of a very small penis

Curtis is hung like a lightswitch so everyone in gym class calls him "Lightswitch"

by billy julio July 31, 2007

Ligatt

Someone who pretends to know about _____ but in all actuality, they know nothing and just preach to those who do not understand _____ because they are the only ones who will buy into their BS. They always end up getting pwned by the real _____ professionals.

I hope that I don't end up on the wall of Ligatt at Defcon this year!

by H31nz June 27, 2010

blue lights

Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!

DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"

"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 20, 2006

Red-Lighting

The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate.

Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!

Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.

Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.

by rugger26 May 16, 2011

Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz July 16, 2008

white lighter

Commonly regarded as the most unlikey of all lighter colors.

Used a white lighter broke a sweet ass pipe.
Used a white lighter lost my favorite chill'em.
Used a white lighter got caught on a roady.
Used a white lighter my fuckin car broke down.
Next day my truck broke down.
Used a white lighter i dropped my fone in a puddle.
Used a white lighter i lost 2 bags.
THIS SHIT ALL ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FRIENDS, JUST AS EXAMPLES, IT'S A FACT. FEAR WHITE FUCKIN' LIGHTERS

by bear and truffs September 10, 2007

lightbar

An enclosed array of lights mounted on top of emergency vehicles for the purpose of either moving traffic out of the way or alerting the public to the presence of an emergency.

Lightbars can come in different types. The most common consists of rotating spherical mirrors around a light to cause quite a light display. Sometimes these rotators are spread out such as in a V-shape, a vector lightbar, most notably used by the NYPD. Recently LED lightbars emerged into emergency lighting due to their more efficient energy usage.

The cop turned on the lightbar and blasted the streets with the siren.

by copfreakdude June 16, 2008