i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

look just like buddy holly

when you look just like buddy holly

weezer

guy 1: who do i look like?

guy 2: you look just like buddy holly!

by big chunky boi February 11, 2025

...I Just Have...

...I Just Have...

...I Just Have...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

...I Just Havetu...

...I Just Havetu...

...I Just Havetu...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Ima Just Urinate Ima

Ima Just Urinate Ima

Ima Just Urinate Ima

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.

Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025