A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
Get the Jakemug. To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!
John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team
by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023
Get the Jake a screwmug. by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025
Get the Jake DKmug. Dude your such a Jake Paul
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
by its_ordinary October 25, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022
Get the Jake Evansmug. A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.
A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.
A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.
by Corona ed June 20, 2022
Get the Panama Jakemug.