Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024

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Citi-fucker

Same as Buddy Fucker, but substitute constituent for friend.

Their aren't enough lamp posts or rope for all the citi-fuckers in D.C.

by Hot Mess 64 November 20, 2019

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As pertains to construction site or job site lingo
A worker or person who is constantly screwing around and challenging rules, playing pranks, smoking cigarettes inside the building, being a general pain in the ass.

Listen here Fucker Knuckle! Rules are rules! If I catch you smoking in my building again, I’m gonna call your boss and have you removed from the jobsite.

by Yellow Bucket 0659 December 30, 2021

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Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

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Fly Fucker

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

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