Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.
Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed
by DJCitrix February 24, 2013
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Facebook Hoochie

Anyone who posts ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves or others with the intent of showing off their hoochie clothing or sexual prowess.
Friend: Did you see what your sister is wearing on facebook?

Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.

Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.
by Beckaylargo April 19, 2012
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Facebook relationship

A couple where both partners obsessively use Facebook and only contact each other through this website.
John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
by laxgurl28 February 27, 2012
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facebook bodybuilder

Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big
Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big

Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick
by Tight_pussy December 02, 2014
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Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.
A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.
by Villies July 06, 2013
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Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.
That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.
by justincolt April 14, 2011
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Facebook Battle

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.
Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!
by Ferdinand Maximilian November 26, 2010
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