Facebook Humping

When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.

For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.

by WBMike July 3, 2012

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.

Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed

by DJCitrix February 24, 2013

Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

Facebook Battle

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.

Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 28, 2010

Facebook Warcry

The irritated sound you make when you have been annoyed by all of the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' words that regard Facebook.

Man1: I was checking the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' and let out the loudest Facebook Warcry when I saw that the word was related to Facebook.
Man2: Yeah, I do that all the time.

by MasterofEcru February 21, 2011

facebook superstar

when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.

Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar

by mcstuffin March 4, 2011