dunshaughlin community college

Dunshaughlin community college is a large secondary school with many from navan ratoath and towns alike attend. It is popularly know for its large number of gays and the dead banter many of the pupils have. All females must wear fake tan and bottoms up their asscrack where all boys must have perms in order to pull the females . If you don’t have a perm you have no chance

Did you see the gays down at Dunshaughlin community college

by The Phoenix baller November 11, 2019

College

It’s a place where you pay a bunch of money, and spend a lot of time doing coursework, in order to get a piece of paper called a degree. This piece of paper tells your employer that you had the motivation to get up in the morning, take notes, and go through exams or presentations. Most of the time, unless you’re studying engineering or something, you’re not going to be using the knowledge that you learned in the workplace. It’s also quite expensive, if you live in the United States.

College can be either the greatest 4-5 years of your life, or the loneliest.

by This is my handle okay July 9, 2025

Mercy College girls

crazy girls with attitude 😂 if they like Pius boys then they've obviously never seen Knox boys. The girls are sexy af and they definitely know how to attract the boys. Depending on who you're talking to a Mercy girl will always have a good reputation.

Pius boy1: damn that Mercy college girl is hot
Pius boy: I think she's with a Knox boy
Pius boy1: Don't worry she'll learn to love me, I know how to get all the Mercy College girls

by Bruhdontjudge May 29, 2019

Concord College

Hell on fire

This place is such a Concord College.

by VeryBigOrange March 17, 2023

Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at Rolleston College until you're a depressed vegan activist. While Nick Wilde is the Principal of Rolleston College.

"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"

by DB409 May 9, 2022

Dominican College of Tarlac

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.

A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?

by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018

Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.

“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”

by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022