cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

Cock Target

hair shaved around ones mouth like a target or a goatee

That is a nice cock target.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

chicken cock

1. The cock of a male chicken. Therefore, the cock of the cock. The rooster's dick and balls.
2. The female chicken's (hen) man bitch.
3. The hermaphrodite of the chicken population. Whereas chicken is commonly thought of as being the female hen. Therefore, if you are a chicken cock, both male and female, you are a hermaphrodite chicken creature. Congratulations.

I went into the back yard, and saw the chicken cock poking into his friend the chicken cock, while this weird chicken cock was standing nearr-by watching.

by Bones, (Mr.) Boswain January 4, 2005

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

thick cock

Thick cock represents the male reproductive system known as the "penis" or "peni" for a plural.
Thick is shown when the penis is enlargened

gay 1:man, your dad's cock was thicc dude
gay 2:you mean he had a thick cock?

by dorigo bimo October 22, 2018

mush cock

A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).

Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"
Girlfriend two: "Word"

by craftyashley August 3, 2007