Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

beefing

beefing is a term made up by fans of american cock band waterparks. Beefing is when one tears out a chunk of someone’s hair. Beefing is a punishment. It's called beefing because of the meaty whack that is created when the newly made bald spot is slapped.

(beefing can also include: waxing, shaving, or using any other tool to remove ones hair. though it usually refers to aggressively ripping out somebodies hair)

sorry i missed your call, i was busy beefing someone.

did you hear about awsten? yeah, he went to jail for beefing somebody.

by frankiesspooked November 17, 2021

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards

"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024

Beef Galaxy

A person who is extremely overweight

If costco hotdogs were sold somewhere on my walk home I'd become a beef galaxy

by NuclearRice July 15, 2025

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Dangle Beef

Overly used vagina lips / elongated meat curtains

She had dangle beef, it looked like a Big Montana from Arby's got hit with a rubber mallet.

by Höneyßlunt December 7, 2023

Beef shack

A used up puss hole thats just been finished in. Looks like a roast beef dripping with mozzarella and baptized in juice

Damn Becky get that beef shack out of my face. I’m not eating that

Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025