Beef Sweater

Fine Egyptian like fur that surrounds the base of a mans sword.

Chick....Um, I think I have something in my teeth.
Zach....Don't sweat it babe! That's just my beef sweater. You look good.

by SweedishFish424 December 15, 2017

Sloppy Brett

A Sloppy Brett is the term given to the loose nub of skin that hangs from Brett Favre's asshole after he has been pumped from behind by a majority of the Green Bay Packers front office. A Sloppy Brett will most likely resemble a pig's ear after he rolls around in the mud. The act of Sloppy Brett dates way back to 1922 when the WBSA, or the Wisconsin Bun Stuffin' Association was first founded by Pappy Pootin.

Oh My God! I had no idea that after that cow gave birth that it would look like a Sloppy Brett!

by SweedishFish424 April 11, 2006