Marbled Roast Beef Curtains 

Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.

Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!

Marbled Roast Beef Curtains by BP310 July 19, 2010

couch beef 

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

couch beef by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Anal beef 

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

Anal beef by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

o'beef 

Fatter than obese.

That girl is o'beef with cheese lay off the McDonald's

o'beef by Finestxfix March 17, 2017

snail beef 

Snail beef is snail beef. Snail beef is used academically in Harvard University, and other professional academic resources. Snail beef originated from mars, bitch.

“What is that thing?”
“snail...”
“snail beef.”

snail beef by baboon pickle October 26, 2017

Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

Asian Beef by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018

Angus Beef 

A Scottish mans (Large) penis

ooft that guy must have such and angus beef

Angus Beef by weights for the bus March 2, 2018