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Turtle biscuit

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.

• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."
by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020
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Buddy Biscuit

They are buddy biscuit they fuck all the time.
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Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020
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Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth
Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair
by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020
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Stumble Biscuits

Pill that make you water artificial plants
Granny is watering the artificial plants again. Those are some good stumble Biscuits.
by Gurthang September 15, 2020
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Donkey Biscuit

An incrediby disrespectful, derogatory term for a Police Officer. "Donkey Biscuit" began gaining traction with Black Lives Matter supporters in Baltimore, Portland, and New York. The term is often chanted at the police as an insult, typically resulting in the officer becoming enraged and shouting back at protestors. The terms origins are unclear, but it is HIGHLY offensive to most police officers.
"Fuck this donkey biscuit ass pig"

" These donkey biscuits is craaaazy, riiight?"

"Fuck 12, ya moms box is lit, you aint shit but a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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