When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go assholesnorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
This assholeface just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.