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Your dad

used in only this specific situation...
Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...
by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019
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Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.
Me: fuck you dad
by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022
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dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.
by Some b0die August 10, 2021
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russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole
Charlie's dad has morning wood
by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019
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Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.
Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.
by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022
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