Dad

Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.

What’s a dad?

by factsarebeingspokenx June 11, 2020

Dads being

A word used by an african child to express the tendencies of their male parents ❤️

Person A: hey our dads have SUPER SMEXY AFLETES FOOT
person B: LMAO DADS BEING

by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal

person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay

by asaaaaad la3eeeeeeeb April 3, 2022

Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

by Onilycs June 1, 2020

bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL

Bloxbrug dads these days.....

by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022