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cock-sucker

any one or thing that sucks a penis
the gay man is a cock sucker
cock-sucker by dub schwan November 18, 2002

Cock sucker's cramp 

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.
Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.
Cock sucker's cramp by CMBC June 25, 2009

cock magnet 

A girl who is adept at attracting men, typically one with large over sized breasts and ass and a small waist, accompined by little (or no) clothing
Girlfreind "were you looking at that cock magnet?"
BLoke "no way bitch, now make me my tea!"
cock magnet by Des Murphy January 19, 2004

cock blogging

1. When you post a blog on the internet that displays your genitals, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that they are the life of the cyber party.)
2. Using the internet to post a negative blog about another person in an attempt to create controversy.
1. No one wanted to see the pervert's dick and his cock blogging was inappropriate for MySpace.
2. His cock blogging sounded a lot like the little boy who cried wolf.
cock blogging by Summer 2 December 14, 2006

Cock Asian 

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.
Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
Cock Asian by Mark1816 December 14, 2008

cock fight 

When two guys masturbate each other until one cums. The one who cums first is the loser and has to submit to the other's demands.
I had a cock fight with Jeremy last night and I came so fast. He made me give him a blow job.
cock fight by ajendus December 27, 2009