When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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Guy 1: How you doing man?
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
by AutonomicAutist July 9, 2024
Get the Schizo-Wank mug.Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.
by litreb July 15, 2024
Get the wank punch mug.He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.
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Get the Wank mug.Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
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