bloody vagina farts 

self explanatory- also called BVF.

if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.

bloody vagina farts by Anonymous April 13, 2003

elephant vagina 

Having a huge, hairy, gray, wrinkled mass of flesh with a hole in it for urination and copulation.

Damn, bitch! You done fucked so many dudes, you got an elephant vagina!

elephant vagina by biggerfibber November 23, 2013

willy-vagina

1. mixed genitals in any proportion. i.e hermaphrodite
2. general term used when no other word will do
3. call sign between friends 'willy' 'vagina'

1,2. As i was lowering my head towards gertrudes crotch she slowly opned her long slender legs. "oh my willy-vagina gertrude you have a willy-vagina"
3. Iwan - "willy" Ali - (With a smile knowing what Iwan wants shouts) "VAGINA"

willy-vagina by Iwan + Ali January 11, 2006

rat's vagina 

Another term used for saying something like, "I don't give a crap" or "Who gives a shit?" or "Who gives a rat's ass?"

"I don't give a rat's vagina what Suzy says."

"Who gives a rat's vagina?!"

rat's vagina by Krita January 16, 2007

plastic vagina

someone who's personality is fake and empty, having a lack of quality mental and physical assets, attempted surgical enhancement, but possessing functional genetalia

That chick is a plastic vagina!

plastic vagina by Ric Party July 18, 2006

African Vagina Roulette 

Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'

This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.

The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.

Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??

African Vagina Roulette by God McJesus February 19, 2009

emo vagina 

The state in which a girl is on her period.

I got my period the other day, so I have an emo vagina.

emo vagina by MollyMartyr. August 11, 2006