U

U is Underage so no sexy stuff can go on in the movie 🍆🍑 if u get what i mean

parent: is this movie U
kid: mum i’m 19 now i can see sex i’ve done it with my monster cock and my step sister UGH

by i give everyone the truth ykno January 19, 2020

no u

to absolutely destroy your enemy when shots are fired. and to respond to any diss. ore to end someone's career and life.

friend: your mom gay you dad lesbian your granny tranny your sister mister your brother mother
you: no u
friend: fuck you
you: NO U
friend: dies

by foking savage March 24, 2018

Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.

"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"

by trolltime12 December 25, 2023

no u.

since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.

Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*

by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018

No u

The go-to arguments for retarded orphans online who can't come up with anything, usually because they are in a losing argument in which both parties are under the impression they are winning and have started spewing out insults instead of arguing.

Person A:"1+1 is 2 you retard how many fucking times do I have to tell you this."
6 year old autistic kid in a vegetative state:"No u"

by Billie Eilish bad December 8, 2020

Karin u usta

when you want to make a unholly dooing to Karin's mouth.

You see Nido, You say: Karin u usta.

by don't.hack.on.hijacket.m8 lel November 11, 2022

Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025