Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018

Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.

A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.

by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat Cuddler

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.

That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.

by gizmoto August 6, 2011

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018

Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

by Vapercise April 30, 2023